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now THIS is a gamer meme

Farcry sux, especially the third one, the third fallout sux

Fuck you fc3 was amazing. Why is fallout 3 here? Why isn’t halo 3? Why is the worst bioshock there? Why isn’t Crysis 3?

Farcry 3 is gay shit, play new Vegas, fallout one or two

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Vas is cringy as shit, hes that cringy and yet the most likeablr charector even though hes not at all likeable, he dies half way through the game, leaving no body with a personality left to interact with (even if vas had a terrible personality to begin with), “do you know what is the definition of insanity”? Thats the gayest fucking shit ever and also not what insanity is. The “moral choice” your given at the end of the game is stupid, open world shooters suck ass because the environment is all the same, you take out complexity and depth of charectors, setting, narrative and gameplay just to be able to cram in a bunch of virtual real estate to walk over or drive over for hours, its so boring, mmo level “hunt this many of this animal” bullshit. Theres no difficulty, even on the harder difficulties, its just so easy, a baby could play that game. The main charector is the worst, hes got no personality except that hea a douche, inb4 “thats intentional”, someone can intentionally be bad or unlikablr in the context of a story, but that shouldnt mean they are bad or unlikable as charectors in the eyes of the audience, they should still be enjoyable to spectate as the audience. And the beginning? When your escaping from the compound and you stop with your brother literally right out side the compound? Your completely revealed by the lantern lights off the porch thats right next to you? So you can read a map that you probably wouldnt understand with out a destination you want to go to or a land mark that you can see when your not deep in a jungle, and your going to do that right next to the compound your trying to escape? Thats neccessary to do right now? Wasnt your brother a marine? Are you supposed to be surprised and not just annoyed when vas shoots him in the neck? And then vas lets you get a head start running away and says “run forest run!” Like what the fuck. Its one of the worst games ever made.

Waaa waaaa waaaaaaaaa I don’t like it when a game makes a seamless open world with functional and responsive controls

Seemless? A giant plot of land with nothing to do but the same three things, climb towers, shoot animals, shoot people.

Functional and responsive controls? So video games get lauded as phenominal because it wasnt a complete fuck up in one specific regard that was its responsiblity to not fuck up because its a video game? Does every video game get a medal for not havig mal functioning controls?

What do you want out of an island jungle survival shooter than island jungle survival?????